Dr. Mario is about to be working overtime. It seems like more and more people are going to the doctors with cases of “wow I moved for the first time in months and now I’m sore”… I mean “Wiitis”.
Now that Nintendo’s new game system , the Wii, actually requires you to move your body to play the games, thousands of lazy kids across the country are pulling muscles or cramping up from hours of trying to save the princess.
Doesn’t anyone remember the Nintendo power glove, or the running mat? Do you remember anyone crying about using them? Kids today are too soft! If I even invent a video game system, it will involve headbutting a giant metal gong to push the jump button, and you will have to pull a lever that punches you in the face if you want to beat the level.
