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Matt Gondek’s Bogus Journey. Part Two

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So yesterday I wrote about my encounter w/ the old dude in the leather cod-piece.

Today, I’ll tell you about something even worse.

As I was mentioning, I went to Mount Pleseant over the weekend to help w/ my GF’s yard sale. At one point in the day, her mom asked me to help her in the garage. When I walked in, I seen a comic book laying on a work bench. It was the Incredible Hulk, issue 181.

If many of you dorks like me out there know, this comic is the first appearence of Wolverine. It’s a classic. It’s old. It’s worth allot of money. About $1,000 to be precise.

There was a major problem though. Someone wrote, in ink, on the cover “Mom don’t throw in trash”. Also, someone cut out a coupon inside the book. Worthless. A classic comic ruined. For you non-nerds out there, this is the equivalent of a hot girl flashing her boobs at a party while you’re in the other room.

The irony in all of this is that her brother must of wrote this when he was younger and asked her not to throw it away because it would be valuable. But by leaving the note on the cover, he basically threw it away himself.

Are You Smater Than a Fifth Grader?

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Here are some questions taken from a recent episode. Answer them and see if YOU’RE smarter than a fifth grader!

1. Only president to never marry.

2. Is ice a solid, liquid, or gas?

3. How many people signed the Declaration of Independence?

4. What state does the Sierra Nevada mtn. range run through?

5. Which mythological figure is the father of Apollo?

6. Is a fillie the name of a female young horse?

7. How many legs does a typical octopus have?

8. T/F: Plants are not part of the food chain.

9. Mt. McKinley is in in what U.S. State?

10. What British naturalist developed Natural Selection?

Answers:

1. James Bucchanin

2. Solid

3. 56

4. CA

5. Zeus

6. TRUE

7. eight

8. FALSE, they are

9. Alaska

10. Charles Darwin


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