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MOOOORTAL KOOOOMBAT!

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When I was about 14 or 15, and the game Mortal Kombat was at the height of it’s popularity, a live show came threw my home town of Johnstown, Pennsylvania. My mom wouldn’t let me go at the time for some reason or another, and I was pretty furious about it.

Then my friend Benny (another native of Johnstown) sent me this link today. It looks like Mortal Kombat came through my town AGAIN and once again I missed it. Boy am I mad. Anyways, click the link below to read about the event that I missed. It sounds pretty grusome and WAY more intense than the first live show. I must really be out of the loop too, because as I was reading the article, I wasn’t familiar with any of the characters it mentioned. At least they still do the fatalities.

http://www.wpxi.com/news/14895703/detail.html

p.s. no seriously, click that link and read it.

lil Spears

Last night on MSN Entertainment, I read that Britney Spears’ little sister Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, is preggers!!! WOW, can someone say red neck family?! I hope its baby-daddy isn’t K-Fed’s little brother…Although that would be hilarious, it would be completely pathetic! The only thing that would be better than that would be if K-Fed himself was the baby-daddy! YES! I’m praying it is! The true father of the baby has yet to be released.

On top of all this, their mom, Lynn Spears, is writing a parenting book…I have compiled a couple names for the book, maybe Lynn will be able to use one:

1.       Pregnant? The younger the better!

2.      Seemingly good career boosters that flop: babies

3.      How to be a completely worthless parent

4.      How to raise your child’s baby

5.      Babies: everything not to do (Brit-Brit can give testimony)

6.   How to completely fuck up your child

Seriously, could this family be any more pathetic? Merry Christmas Jamie Lynn, I guess santa came a lil early for you this year!

Allegedly, Jamile Lynn is three months pregnant and plans to keep the child and raise it in Louisiana.

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Blake ZOmbies =-O

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Resident Evil is awesome. When the 2nd one came out, it was the reason I bought a playstation. I really don’t play /like/ or follow alot of games, but series still has me excited.

That’s why when I downloaded the trailer for the new Resident Evil 5 game coming out soon, I was crazy pumped. It takes place in Africa and looks freaking incredible. I can’t even describe how fun this game looks.

The entire time I was watching the trailer I didn’t even think once to myself “Wait… all the enemies he’s shooting are black”.

I didn’t even realize it was such a problem until today when I jumped on the internet and started just poking around for additional info for the game (nerd), when I stumbled upon all this racist B.S.

Alot of people are real upset that the new game takes place in Africa, and the main character, who is white, is fighting black people. Umm… who the F cares?

There has been like 4,000 Resident Evil games. I’m GLAD the new one is in Africa. I’m tired of fighting these things in mansions and in cities. The last game took place in Spain. You spent the ENTIRE game killing Spaniards. What about other video game series? Why didn’t anyone cry when the main character, whose Black, in Grand Theft Auto blew away all those white enemies?

The only people who are going to bitch about this are the ones who don’t like video games, or know the story behind this series. It’s an obvious progression in the series’ story, but people don’t see that. They see a white person shooting black people. Don’t you think it’s a bit racist to see this trailer, and instead of seeing the game for what it is, misconstrue the whole idea in the first place? Some peoples’ kids.

If ANYTHING, it’s racist against zombies.
 

Just Britney <3

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(Taken from Juxtapoz.com)
If you’re living in or loving LA and really want to take a dip into the Hollywood fishbowl in which she swims, pop into the World of Wonder Gallery for the “Just Britney” art opening, where Britney Spears-inspired work from more than 30 artists is on display. Included will be YouTube’s number one Britster fanatic, Chris Crocker, whose piece depicts Mr. Crocker himself perched seductively atop his memorabilia collection of The Brit. The show runs for two weeks, and yeah, it’s so over the top you’ve just gotta see it firsthand. www.myspace.com/just_britneyartshow

Redneck Rampage

redneck_1.jpgI recently overheard a conversation between two redneck country looking girls, and one of them was trying to explain to the other how her new I-Pod worked that she bought off her aunt. Apparently she just got it yesterday, and still couldn’t quite figure out how to get her aunt’s music off of it, let alone put hers on. She knew that she needed “some wire” to connect it to her mom’s computer, but she didn’t know how to do it. Getting her CD’s onto the computer was another problem she mentioned. Also, she couldn’t figure out how to get the batteries out, because they looked like it was running low on the screen and she needed to buy some new ones.

How in the hell can it be 2007, and someone in their early 20’s completely not understand how to work a damn I-Pod? I gotta admit though, I did get a kick out of listening to their conversation. Probably the same feeling someone educated gets listening to me talk about ANYTHING. Haha, oh well.


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