Archive for the 'Punk' Category

Free punk show at bowling alley is a real “slam dunk”

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Two weeks ago when my band, Doughnuts in November, robbed a laundymat to help fund a bus trip to Vermont to see the 5th annual beard and moustache competition we never thought we would get caught.

Having pockets full of all those heavy quarters proved to be a bad idea as the police nabbed us only fifteen feet out of the door. Nothing says embarrising like having your pants fall down in front of a gang of old women and your hands cuffed behind your back.

Due to a loophole in the system however, we managed to get off with only 45 minutes of community service. We will all be serving our musical sentence tomorrow night, Friday the 4th at the Shefield Bowling Alley in Aliquippa PA. My band will preforming around 10:00PM in the eastern time zone. Come out and see 5 grown men in masks singing songs about fat girls and dinosaurs.

New Albums, Old Pals, New Artwork (make money online)

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Anti Flag’s new album came out today. With it, came an awesome CD design by my pal Rob Larson, a quite handsome fellow. You may remember (or probably not) that Rob and I did a colaborative piece together last summer based on the video game “Rampage”. You can check out more of his work if you’re so inclined at www.destroydestroyer.com

Zombies Ate My Neighbors

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbRQmlfhqQQ

This is a link to my band Doughnuts In Novemeber’s new music video. The song is called ”Zombies Ate My Neighbors”.  A “B” Movie specialist was flown in from Sweden to direct and film it. Check it out!

Columbus Ohio is for Lovers

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This past weekend my friends and I went on a roadtrip to Columbus Ohio. Our main reason for going there was to see The Hives perform at the Newport Music Hall, which is supposedly the oldest rock concert venue in the United States.

The Donnas opened for the Hives. They were pretty good. Nothing special. The lead singer tripped and almost fell during the second song and their drummer was hot as usual.

After that the Hives took the stage and put on an amazing show. They have amazing stage presence and can really work the crowd. Their entire hour plus set was fast paced and aggressive. I would definately go see them again.

After that, the group broke off into two groups. My group started walking the streets around the area looking for something to do. We wandered into a tiny little basement of a bar called Bernies. There was a band setting up their equipment in the corner. They consisted of 2 big fay guys dressed weird w/ glasses, and a skinny little guy on drums. They didn’t look like a real band, but when they started playing I was definately wrong. They were amazing. They had a real original thing going on for them, and they were hilarious too. The songs were about being gay, emo kids, and crack cocaine. On top of that they had lasers attached to their instruments. It was really fun to watch them. When they were done playing I bought their CD/DVD immediately. The band is called Downtown Brown. Check them out on myspace.

Other highlights of the trip included sleeping on an air mattress, seeing a BuffMonster wheatpaste downtown in Columbus, a metal porta-potty, and eating at the Noodle Factory.

Audio Num Nums (can anyone play the drums?)

Doughnuts in November, the hottest band in Mexico, has finally released 5 brand new songs on American soil.

Best of all, you can download each and every one of them FREE by going to
myspace.com/doughnutsinnovemberrocks.

The five track EP includes the following instant classics:

Zombies Ate My Neighbors
Sweet Tea
Johnny Quest
Shank Jeremy Shank
Never Grow Up

Each song promises minutes of listening, complete with various instruments playing at the same time.Vocals are added over these instruments as well. YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT!

New Music November

I’ve recently found myself with alot of new music, so I thought I’d share my opinion on them. I mean, why not right?

Angels and Airwaves (I- Empire)
If you liked their last CD, chances are you’ll like this one, due to the fact that it sounds ALOT like the last one. Don’t get me wrong.. it’s good, but while listening, I forgot that it was a new CD. The first two tracks are killer, then it seems to drop after that. I wish Blink would come back :(

NOFX (They’ve actually gotten worse LIVE)
I was actually excited about this one, due to the fact that I like alot of their newer music. I’ve had their last three records, and was looking forward to getting a live CD from them. Well, the time finally rolled around, and out of the 20 or so tracks on it, maybe five of them are from these CDS. Most of it is really old stuff music that wasn’t played on their last live CD. The more popular songs off the last three records are not even on this thing. That’s NOFX for you though.

Foo Fighters (Echoes, Silence, Patience, and Grace)
Wow what a boring CD. When “There is Nothing Left to Lose” came out, Dave explained that alot of the songs on it were more mellow because they were getting older. Then, they released One by One and In Your Honor, which both crushed. It seemed like he was just joking and everyone was happy. Then, they have to go and release a live acoustic CD, and now THIS one which is more acoustic doldrum music. There are electric guitar rock songs on the album, but they seem rushed and thrown on to keep the drummer getting a paycheck.

The Killers (Sawdust)
A Collection of B- Sides and whatnot.

Daft Punk (Alive 2007)
I couldn’t believe it when I started listening to this…It’s a LIVE CD of a techno/dance band. The songs sound EXACTLY the same, except now there are people screaming in the background… wow..

Then again, what do I know. I’m no critic.

Random things from this past week

As I go about my week, alot of different ideas for blog posts pop into my head. Unfortunately, not all of them can be fleshed out into a complete post. Therefore, I just mushed them all together, and got away with not having an actual decent post today. Hooray!

untitled.bmpScientists found this new breed of delicious looking Jelly Fish 3 miles under the ocean! I’m no oceanologist, but it looks comprised of an upper level of grape jelly. From there, we see the body, which is most likely some sort of orange glazed crab meat flavor, with just a hint of butter. Add that whole taste sensation, coupled with those crazy chinese noodle things dangling off of it, and you got yourself on hell of a dinner! There is a store in my hometown that sells diving equipment… I plan to go this weekend.

On my drive to work today, there was a blind man walking down the street with a seeing eye dog. He was dressed in a full suit… but his tie was crooked. It was so sad and funny at the same time.

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This is one of the two new shirt designs I did for the band “The Devil Wears Prada”. You can pick one up on their current tour with Chiodos… if you’re into that sort of thing.

All carrots were purple until the 17th century. Look it up

I have been working at my current job for 8 months, and every Thursday this one guy says to me “Is it Friday yet?”. Then he LAUGHS. Not conversational courtesy laugh like I have to do when he says it. This ol’ boy LAUGHS and LAUGHS and LAUGHS. He loves it. I want to be him.

Studies show the leading cause of pedophilia is sexy kids

FIGHT THE FIGHT!

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Ape Fight, a band from New Jersey, has been a long time friend of my pod-cast on shinyfire.com. They have two CDs , were on the soundtrack to the movie “Accepted”, and now I can even watch them on TV.

If you have Comcast digital cable, just go to the music section, then concert.tv and you will find them. It’s a 20 minute video about them with alot of good live footage.

Ape Fight is an amazing band, and if you don’t know who they are, then I feel bad for you.

www.apefight.com 

Krunk or Punk? The right kind of music for yins kids.

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Underground music is, in the easiest way to describe it, music by bands and artists that have yet to get famous and break into the mainstream. To most younger people, it’s considered cool to listen to only underground bands, and anything that plays on the radio is lame.

What most young people don’t understand is that most underground music has so much commercial backing now, that they are actually feeding the mainstream culture they are trying to avoid. All the major record labels have subsidiary labels that sponsor and fund “underground” bands. Now you can go into the mall and buy t-shirts from underground bands, and they are usually more readily available than a Godsmack or a Nickleback shirt. Selling and promoting “Underground” music is a GIGANTIC business. Isn’t the core ethics behind Underground D.I.Y. music about avoiding all the commercialism? I’m not saying that I don’t support this kind of music or these bands, because to me, I really like most of it. What I’m saying is that all these people need to wake up and realize that they are not being “punk” or “keeping it real”, because they’re not… Dawg.

If you break it down, there are four different kinds of music that young people listen to. They are Rap, Rock, Country, and Techno. Country and Techno suck, so let’s forget about them. That leaves the two major genres… rock and rap.

Rock bands’ songs are usually about how hard life is or about a girl they can’t have. To be famous in this genre, it’s important to be as good looking as possible. Look at Fallout Boy. I was once in a taco bell and overheard a fourteen or so year old girl say “When Pete (their bassist) came onstage, my vagina exploded”. It doesn’t matter what you wear. As long as your looking good wearing it. How many fat rock stars do you see on TV? Once your band makes it famous, your core audience will drop you because you’re a sell out.

 

Rap artists’ songs are usually about how easy life is or about having too many girls. To be famous in this genre, your personal looks are not important. Look at Ludicris. He’s about 90 pounds and most of it is his ears. Or Fat Joe..  It’s all about what you wear. Once you become famous, your core audience will still love you, and you will finally get the respect you deserve. Another perk about being a rapper, is that even after you die, you can still continue to release records from beyond the grave for years to come.

 

So, you have to decide for yourself, which is more important to me? An artist you can like now, and hope that they don’t get famous because you’ll have to listen to someone else, or an artist who is ugly but you can like forever?


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