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The Adventures of Matt Gondek, Freelance Artist VI
Published by May 15th, 2008 in Art, Career, culture, zombies, Advertising, Video Games, Underground and advice. 1 CommentHow to make infinity friends on myspace
Published by April 17th, 2008 in Career, culture, zombies, marketing, Advertising, technology and computers. 7 CommentsRecently my roommmmmate allerted me about a whole online community of websites that allow you to cheat the system and aquire allot of myspace friends quickly.
Basically you go to one of these sites, punch in your myspace account ID to “log in”…. Then, you can send mass friend requests to a list of everyone else who is using the site at the same time. Each request you send earns you “points” which puts your account higher up the list. Thus, other people using the site will see you on this list and friend request you back.
Also, you can spend alittle cash to become a “VIP”. A VIP is always at the top of the list. In addition to this, other people are enticed to add you because you are worth more points. Sneaky sneaky.
At first I was pretty gosh-darned excited about this. I make a majority of my income off myspace and thought that this was a way to increase that ammout like whoa. Then I started thinking about what I was doing.
The people on this site are just trying to boost their number of friends. They’re going to add you and probably never even look at your account. If no one looks at your account, then no one is going to buy any artwork, or order a T Shirt. Sure, it looks great to potential clients to see you have a giant ammount of friends, but in the long run, all these people would have never even visited your account. They’re like “junk friends”.
My roommate brought up a valid argument however. If you have 30,000 myspace friends and you send out a bulliten, at least 100 of those people will look at it. If you’re using these bullitens to allert them of a new product you have, maybe one or two of them will buy it.
I’m still pretty torn on this matter. I don’t know if I want to devote the time to adding tons and tons of “junk friends” just to boost my numbers.
What do you think about this ?? Comments are appreciated.
Use words like “genitals” in your subject line to get people’s attention.
Published by April 11th, 2008 in zombies, marketing, Advertising, Commercials, Bumpkins, Violence, vandalism, Entrepreneurs, advice and facts. 0 Comments
All I can say is WOW. It seems this blog is getting MUCHO-POPULARO with the spambots!! They just CAN’T STOP leaving comments!!! How blessed can echoflip.com get? I don’t mean to brag, but I posted some of the comments below so you guys can share in my joy and happiness.
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Thank you so much spambot! Even though my blog post was making fun of the name of the hotel, I’m glad that you and your friends are benifiting from my obviously amazing site layout and excellent content!! Suck an egg!
The shouldn’t get out of bed in the morning because I suck so hard spambot at myyoungerlookingskin.net writes:I couldn’t understand some parts of this article amid.gov at echoflip.com, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.
Sorry there spambot. I know that I use allot of big words and I honestly hope that you can find some more resources to de-code my 4th grade writing level.
The I hope you choke on your fist in your sleep spambot at wikisources.net writes:
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Thanks allot spambot! I’m glad you thought my “artikle ist vey interesting!!! Learn to spell asshole!
I hope the rest of you blog owners out there can read this and not get THAT jelous. You’ll be as cool as we are someday w/ practice.
P.s. Turtles can breathe out of their behind.
Advertise ON THE STREETS SON
Published by February 20th, 2008 in Art, culture, marketing, Advertising, Design, Artist, books and Clothing. 2 Comments
I am wrapping up a project where I will be distributing at least 500 5 page comics for free. These will be given out at my art shows, stores in downtown Pittsburgh, or anywhere I can drop a couple off.I am looking for Clothing Companies, Bands, Blogs, or anyone else that needs promotion to help fund this project.What you will get in return is this:
On the last page of the mini comic (page 5), there will be half a page where I will have a “brought to you by” section. This is where your website address, myspace, or whatever would be listed, as well as a logo if you have one.
I am prepared to pay for 500 of these comics to be made out of my pocket. However, any additional money I recieve will be put into making MORE than the 500 comics.
I am asking for $5.25 per add. This money can be sent through paypal only, as I plan on getting these things made this weekend. The extra quarter is to cover paypal’s stupid fees.
For $5.25 your getting your advertisement on my 500 comics, PLUS the extra comics that your $5 is paying for.
If your interested, please send me comment on here or email me at gondek@mattgondek.com. My paypal account is “gondek@mattgondek.com” Please respond by Friday night, as I’ll be getting these printed on Saturday the 23rd.
As of writing this, I still have 4 spaces available.
keep on truckin’
Gondek
Circular Skating Fight Demons
Published by January 23rd, 2008 in Pittsburgh, culture, Community and Advertising. 2 Comments
My pal Sean invited me to join him this weekend to go see a roller derby game. I’ve heard about Pittsburgh Roller Derby a few times in the past, but never actually knew anything about it, so I did some research.
Actually, my friend Amber sent me a link to their site.
http://www.steelcityderbydemons.com
The first thing I noticed when I went to the site was that it was all female skaters, which is kinda cool. They look really tough. Some of them look cute, but most likely would beat the tar out of me.
Turns out, Pittsburgh has 4 teams that play against eachother, as well as a traveling team which…. well.. travels.
The site has allot of info about this crazy ordeal, as well as a gallery of bruises and broken bones which is kind of gross. Tickets to the games are more than I expected. Not that $10 before, and $15 at the door is high, but I expected it to be less. I’ll keep you updated if I end up going to the game this weekend.
Anorexic Models at Apple Fashion Show
Published by January 16th, 2008 in Advertising, apple, technology and computers. 14 Comments
MacWorld was yesterday. It’s the big expo where Macintosh shows off all it’s new products and services, and they showed allot of cool stuff. Here are the three that caught my attention.
Ipod Touch -1.1.1.3:
The first thing I liked was the new operating system for the I-Phone and Touch. It allows you to better organize the icons on your display by moving them around, as well as adding internet hotlinks directly onto the main display. I haven’t upgraded mine yet though, because the new operating system doesn’t run 3rd party software yet. But, I’m sure by the time I’m done typing this sentence, some 15 year old kid somewhere will have figured out how to crack it. What I didn’t like about the new additions for the Touch was that you can now install Maps, Email, Stock, Weather, and Notes… the programs that come free on the I-Phone for $20. Anyone with 20 minutes of free time though can just jailbreak their Touch and get them all for free.
Apple Air:
The new Apple Notebook (pictured above) is about 3/4’s of an inch thick, weighs 3 pounds, and is sexually attractive. Altough it looks good, it’s getting some sass for not being that powerful and leaving out the optical drive. Basically, it’s fine for everyday web browsing, chatting, and running simple programs, but forget trying to do anything labor intensive on it, such as running Photoshop. Also, the expensive $1700 price tag is going to keep allot of people from getting one.
Renting Movies:
Lastly, you can now rent movies for 24 hours and watch them directly on your Ipod. New movies are renting for $3.99, while older ones are going for $2.99 I believe. The only drawback is having to wait 30 days for new releases before you can rent them. Lame
Audio Num Nums (can anyone play the drums?)
Published by January 15th, 2008 in zombies, Advertising, Violence, Rock, Punk and Rap. 2 CommentsDoughnuts in November, the hottest band in Mexico, has finally released 5 brand new songs on American soil.
Best of all, you can download each and every one of them FREE by going to
myspace.com/doughnutsinnovemberrocks.
The five track EP includes the following instant classics:
Zombies Ate My Neighbors
Sweet Tea
Johnny Quest
Shank Jeremy Shank
Never Grow Up
Each song promises minutes of listening, complete with various instruments playing at the same time.Vocals are added over these instruments as well. YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT!
I got my flesh huntin’ license, so raise your gut rifles
Published by January 3rd, 2008 in Advertising, technology and World. 0 Comments
I love new inventions. I’m pretty sure my first erection was gotten the first time I played the N64. Since then, I’ve had a few crushes on Ipods, Halo3, the virtual boy… and today I seen my next love interest.
According to CNN.com, by this time next year, you will be able to purchase a flat panel, high definition television without cords. The first of these models will be on display at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas starting this upcoming monday. Imagine having a flat panel TV on your wall, with no cords. Amazing. Sexy.
Read the article here
FoxBoro Hot Tubs
Published by December 27th, 2007 in Advertising, Music, Rock and celebrities. 2 Comments
In one of the most Boner inducing moves in quite a long time, Green Day has yet again released a brand new CD under a different name.
A few years back Green Day teamed up with Devo, and under the name “The Network”, released an entire album of skull crushers. This time around, it seems to be just them under the name “Foxboro Hot Tubs”.
Best of all, the 6 track EP can be downloaded entirely for free by going here:
http://www.foxborohottubs.com/noflash.html
If you try to visit the site without the noflash.html part, you’ll be stopped by a big stupid clock on the page. F that.
Anyways, go download them because Green Day is the shiz-nite!
P.s. I’m writing and uploading this from my new Ipod touch. This thing is seriously amazing!
Disregard the extension number.. I put that on there so people from work could ask about it. Just shoot me an email if you’re interested or leave a comment.
P.S. yes i’m selling things on my blog. F Off 
