Shrooms Movie: “Hey! Hey dude! Come here a second”
Me: “Ugh… hey .. man. What’s going on.”
Shrooms Movie: “Yoooo dude, you gotta check me out. Check this.. I’m like the Blair Witch Project… but like, on ACID man”
Me: “ooh… um.. that’s cool dude.. Um.. I actually already seen you though”
Shrooms Movie: “Niiiice. What did you think man? Did I blow your mind or what? How about my twist ending?”
Me: “…..yea. Pretty crazy i guess…
Shrooms Movie: “I know, right? I mean, I know I was supposed to come out in theatres, but they figured, Hell, lets just send me right to DVD you know what I’m sayin? But I’m tooootally cool though you know, cuz I’m all about drugs and ghosts and stuff.”
Me: “yea… you’re so well written…too”
Shrooms Movie: “For sure my man. I bet you never thought another teenager horror flick that takes place in the woods, has lots of blood, and bad special effects could be so cool right? Right? Well, hey dude, I gotta run. Me n’ The Ring 2 are supposed to go meet up and play hackey sack”
Me: “Later………fag”
The movie may suck but the poster is great.
truth